This goes in to too much detail for it to be a joke...
The "how to have sex with dolphins guide"
Includes the hilarious quote:
"This is not to be confused with bestiality, where a person forcefully mates an animal, without their consent, and with no mutual feelings whatsoever. This is something that I would never do to a dolphin, since I love them dearly, and treat them with the same respect that an honest husband would have for his wife and children."
Whilst the link is NWS there are thankfully no pictures, and sure it is really a crime if the dolphins are consenting? *rolls eyes to heaven*
I pray this man has never visited dingle!
2 comments:
I love it.
"How to tell if the dolphin is male or female"
Cause you wouldn't want to be gay.
....wtf
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